Twenty-two feet of fairground classic
The helter skelter is the ride people draw when you say "funfair", and ours is a proper full-size one. The tower stands 22ft tall in red and white stripes with a star on the finial. Riders climb the staircase inside, come out at the 15ft platform and slide down the spiral chute on a mat, which is the whole point of the thing and the reason the queue never quite goes away.
It takes up to four riders at a time, spaced at height thresholds of 1m, 1.2m, 1.5m and 1.8m so the slides are staggered, and each go takes twenty seconds or so. Children ride it, and so do the adults - more of them than would ever admit to queueing for it.
Because it is inflatable rather than a wooden tower, it goes places a traditional helter skelter cannot. Outdoors it pegs down on grass, and indoors it works on a hard floor or artificial grass wherever the ceiling is above 22ft - sports halls, arenas, big marquees. Setup is a blower and a bit of anchoring rather than a crane and a day of scaffolding, which shows in the price and in how quickly it can move between two events on the same weekend.
















